Try saying this ten times fast:
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

Or another:
I'm a sheet slitter
If sheets need slitting,
Sheets I slit.

The whole Famn Damily

Whore of Farts